Okay, so this morning Andrew comes out of the bathroom with soap bubbles running down his chin.
Andrew: Alexa, did you put soap on my toothbrush, again?
Me: (thinking, again?)
Alexa: No. I only did it once.
Me: You put soap on your brother's toothbrush
Alexa: Only once
Andrew: gurgle
Me: Don't you know that the soap has antibacterial agents in it and can kill him? There have literally been children who have died because their parents have made them eat soap because they were naughty. And you put it on your brother's toothbrush? Are you trying to kill him?
Alexa: (all teary-eyed - like anyone is buying that) No. I just did it once as a joke.
Me: A joke? You think it's funny to kill your brother?
Andrew: (laughing and bubbling)
Alexa: I'm sorry. I won't do it again. I only did it once.
Holy cow! What is wrong with Mike's children? If it isn't one thing it is 50.
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LOL that's hilarious!! And -- I'm not sure I'm buying the "I only did it once" story :)
yeah, me either. that child. then later, she left the garage door open...I said, someone left the garage door open. She said, so what do you want me to do about it. Well...I thought maybe you might...shut the door? grief!
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